danfreakindavis:

how to get guys to stop flirting with you part 2
danfreakindavis:

how to get guys to stop flirting with you part 2

danfreakindavis:

how to get guys to stop flirting with you part 2

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

(Source: displacedsbelle)

oliveracedavis:

sighcum:

I would like a dick taco

Hahaha this is what my mom would do.

(Source: frenchwhorn)

(Source: linxspiration)

Thank you Kate for my 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰. I’ll miss you too. #love #leavingpapajohns #byefelicia #fish (at Papa John’s Pizza)

amaitofuu:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said β€œhave a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like β€œI hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

#retail